Coughed myself a pile

[sasguru]

Clearly I am not with it anymore.

I tried to tell you that a while ago and you got into a right huff.

[mudskipper]

Cycling, overweight, smoking, excessive drinking and a raised blood pressure can lead to the onset of the farmers.

As does a regular bit of frantic cottaging, so I'm told.

It's probably pregnancy related. Quite a common problem. Should resolve itself after the birth.