Coughed myself a pile

[suityou01]

All bran.

They're purple actually.

[Zippy]

They're purple actually.

In that case you won't appreciate this

[Pondlife]

Surely this needs to go towards light relief.

For every ones sake.

[mudskipper]

They're purple actually.

Does SY02 know you've been examining your arse with her makeup mirror?

[doodab]

Just shove them back up there and pretend it never happened.

[d000hg]

And they've started breeding

I topic I'm thankfully not an expert on - but dd you really mean breeding or should that be bleeding?

[Old Greg]

Treat yourself: Welcome to Map of Medicine for NHS Evidence

The differential diagnoses look for interesting reading:

Exclude other causes of rectal bleeding:

• colorectal or anal cancer
• polyps
• inflammatory bowel disease
• diverticular disease
• ulcer
• anal fissure

Other possible differential diagnoses include:

• rectal prolapse
• fistula
• anal warts
• anal itching due to threadworms, contact dermatitis or other causes

[doodab]

Treat yourself: Welcome to Map of Medicine for NHS Evidence

The differential diagnoses look for interesting reading:

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star

[MarillionFan]

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star

She's going to suck you dry.

[DimPrawn]

Fistula sounds like some sort of vampire porn star

I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.