Coughed myself a pile

[Cliphead]

If you've coughed a pile I'd seriously consider giving up smoking. Or buy a case of cough mixture.
Ouch

Or stop chewing the rug...

[AtW]

This thread is sick.



And for this reason I am out.

[Zippy]

Or stop chewing the rug...

(Potential) smut alert

[Cliphead]

(Potential) smut alert

Was thinking Axminster

Oh, wait...

[MaryPoppins]

Christ. This is what you get when you pop in to CUK for a catch up.

[DimPrawn]

Christ. This is what you get when you pop in to CUK for a catch up.

Avert thine eyes, fair maiden!

[suityou01]

Avert thine eyes, fair maiden!

buxom flea ridden hussy

[DimPrawn]

buxom flea ridden hussy

They walk sideways, they ain't no fleas!

[Zippy]

Christ. This is what you get when you pop in to CUK for a catch up.

CUK - lowering the tone since the last millenium.

and proud of it.

[mudskipper]

All bran.