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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Tough sh!t...
    In parts of Asia, piggy toilets exist (or used to exist). So human faeces go down a shute where they are eaten by the eagerly awaiting snuffling piggies.
    When the piggies go fat they are killed and made into sausages, and the cycle continues.
    Recycling at its best.

    Hamg on I do believe it's lunch time.
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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Tough sh!t...


      I asked the butcher why the whole end of my sausages were fat and breadcrumbs

      he said that with the recession, its difficult to make both ends meet


      swine


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        #13
        Mahlzeit!

        What you want to do, as my colleagues do every Friday morning here in the office, boil their Weißwurst (all 40 or so) in a big pan of boiling water.

        Sorted, evenly cooked sausage. I tried one nearly hurled.
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #14
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          What you want to do, as my colleagues do every Friday morning here in the office, boil their Weißwurst (all 40 or so) in a big pan of boiling water.

          Sorted, evenly cooked sausage. I tried one nearly hurled.
          Takes too long though. You know what they say. The english sausages are cooked, but the wurst is yet to come....

          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            What you want to do, as my colleagues do every Friday morning here in the office, boil their Weißwurst (all 40 or so) in a big pan of boiling water.

            Sorted, evenly cooked sausage. I tried one nearly hurled.
            They are quite nice with a weissbeir and brezn.

            You don't boil them though, they burst. It's just warm / hot water to warm them up.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              What you want to do, as my colleagues do every Friday morning here in the office, boil their Weißwurst (all 40 or so) in a big pan of boiling water.

              Sorted, evenly cooked sausage. I tried one nearly hurled.
              Obviously you weren't eating it right

              BBC - h2g2 - How to Eat Weisswurst
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Takes too long though. You know what they say. The english sausages are cooked, but the wurst is yet to come....

                2 minutes
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post

                  'E said two minutes five minutes ago !

                  Without watching the clip (YouTube blocked at client co), but guessing it's the sausage scene from snatch !
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    'E said two minutes five minutes ago !

                    Without watching the clip (YouTube blocked at client co), but guessing it's the sausage scene from snatch !
                    And you'd be guessing right
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      It's to do with the curvature of the animal intestines used as casings I imagine.
                      Yes, it’s nice to know that the sausage skin was once used to carry animal poo.
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