Sausages

[minestrone]

The pressure inside will push the weakest side of the gut more in the same way long ballons have a turn, also the linking (the bunches of 3 you see them in) will do that as well.

The Vietnamese keep their crap for a year until it has broken down then spread it on their fields.

[d000hg]

I asked the butcher why the whole end of my sausages were fat and breadcrumbs

he said that with the recession, its difficult to make both ends meet


swine

Did you start this thread just to make that joke?

I'll wait for you to appear on Dragon's Den. "Deborah, would you like to see my sausage?"

[PRC1964]

They make them curved so you can fit more in the frying pan.

Surely everyone knows that?

[scooterscot]

They are quite nice with a weissbeir and brezn.

You don't boil them though, they burst. It's just warm / hot water to warm them up.

You're absolutely right, they just sit there in hot water and stinking out the whole office. The next thing the clanging of cutlery on crockery, lips licking. I'm trying to hold down my cornflakes while this is going on.

[MrMark]

good advice

he told me to fook off and invent the straight susage


swine

You can get a square sausage north of the border. Not one of their better products, tbh.

[doodab]

You're absolutely right, they just sit there in hot water and stinking out the whole office. The next thing the clanging of cutlery on crockery, lips licking. I'm trying to hold down my cornflakes while this is going on.

Is this scooter falling out of love with Bavaria?

You will learn to love them.

[scooterscot]

Is this scooter falling out of love with Bavaria?

You will learn to love them.

Never came to Munich with the rose tinted glasses, miss Berlin if honest.

Nothing will ever persuade me to accept the Weißwurst, can still taste it repeating on me. Ugh.

[Arturo Bassick]

You're absolutely right, they just sit there in hot water and stinking out the whole office. The next thing the clanging of cutlery on crockery, lips licking. I'm trying to hold down my cornflakes while this is going on.

Breakfast of champions mate. Weiss würst and a weiss bier.
Just put plenty of the sweet mustard on em if you don't like em.
It's rude not to join in and tradition says eat odd numbers but more than one.

[AtW]

NSFW

[Churchill]

You can get a square sausage north of the border. Not one of their better products, tbh.

Nice on a roll with grated cheese and red sauce!