Pretenders to the throne of CUK village idiot

[Xenophon]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

There are only two things I hate. Lack of respect for other peoples' cultures and Australians.

[Cyber Controller]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

Agreed. Every player needs his understudy after all.

[DaveB]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

There are only two things I hate. Lack of respect for other peoples' cultures and Australians.

Nothing wrong with Australians that a tactical nuclear weapon can't solve.

They're a very balanced nation you know, they have a chip on both shoulders.

My neice asked me why you can't buy yoghurt in Australia. I told her it's because to make yoghurt you need to start with a culture.

Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week

[Bitbucket]

Australia

Actually Australia is quite nicely filling up with Chineese so a big improvement already

[Captain Jack]

Was that before or after he was with the Philipino army at the seige of Reykjavik?

[Captain Jack]

I think it might have been the Tom Baker yarn Talons of Weng-Chiang, wherein he foils the machinations of Magnus Greel, the infamous Minister of Justice and Butcher of Brisbane from the 51st Century.

Might be wrong though.

[Captain Jack]

<Takes a modest bow>

Why thank you, Mr Zeitghost.

I felt it a good idea to do some research before taking the part you know. Should come in handy at my first convention appearance.

Did you see me interviewing David Tennant on "This Morning" this morning? I was supposed to be interviewing Billie Piper as well but she couldn't make it. Few too many port 'n' lemons last night I think.