Reply to: Pretenders to the throne of CUK village idiot

[Captain Jack]

<Takes a modest bow>

Why thank you, Mr Zeitghost.

I felt it a good idea to do some research before taking the part you know. Should come in handy at my first convention appearance.

Did you see me interviewing David Tennant on "This Morning" this morning? I was supposed to be interviewing Billie Piper as well but she couldn't make it. Few too many port 'n' lemons last night I think.

[Captain Jack]

I think it might have been the Tom Baker yarn Talons of Weng-Chiang, wherein he foils the machinations of Magnus Greel, the infamous Minister of Justice and Butcher of Brisbane from the 51st Century.

Might be wrong though.

[Captain Jack]

Was that before or after he was with the Philipino army at the seige of Reykjavik?

[Bitbucket]

Australia

Actually Australia is quite nicely filling up with Chineese so a big improvement already

[DaveB]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

There are only two things I hate. Lack of respect for other peoples' cultures and Australians.

Nothing wrong with Australians that a tactical nuclear weapon can't solve.

They're a very balanced nation you know, they have a chip on both shoulders.

My neice asked me why you can't buy yoghurt in Australia. I told her it's because to make yoghurt you need to start with a culture.

Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week

[Cyber Controller]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

Agreed. Every player needs his understudy after all.

[Xenophon]

Now I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but OzzieExpat could feature as a junior pretender to the throne of CUK village idiot.

There are only two things I hate. Lack of respect for other peoples' cultures and Australians.

[Mailman]

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

Dang threaded...that aint half bad!

What porn mag you copy that from?

Mailman

[Phoenix]

But Chico looks after our spritual side and he has his own theme tune.......It's Chico time!

[ALM]

In terms of out and out stupidity, I think Chico has the edge over Mailman (or any vertebrate for that matter). However, Mailman is better able to apply his stupidity to a wider range of disciplines. Both very formidable opponents nonetheless. I think we are very lucky to have not one but two such individuals on the forum!

[sasguru]

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

I bow before you, O impotent (er omnipotent) one.

[threaded]

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

[sasguru]

Once again Sas, in your own way, you have proven Darwins theory of the survival of the fittest to be a complete pile of dung

Mailman

Well I'm glad that you recognise and respond to being called "Postman Prat". There is a glimmer of intelligence lurking after all

[Mailman]

Once again Sas, in your own way, you have proven Darwins theory of the survival of the fittest to be a complete pile of dung

Mailman

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