Pretenders to the throne of CUK village idiot

**Jabberwocky** · 12 April 2006, 08:31

If I have piss*ed further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants ...

**threaded** · 12 April 2006, 08:36

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// Unless it doesn't work, then I have no idea who wrote it.

**Mailman** · 12 April 2006, 10:57

Once again Sas, in your own way, you have proven Darwins theory of the survival of the fittest to be a complete pile of dung

Mailman

**sasguru** · 12 April 2006, 10:59

Originally posted by Mailman

Once again Sas, in your own way, you have proven Darwins theory of the survival of the fittest to be a complete pile of dung

Mailman

Well I'm glad that you recognise and respond to being called "Postman Prat". There is a glimmer of intelligence lurking after all

**threaded** · 12 April 2006, 11:02

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

**sasguru** · 12 April 2006, 11:04

Originally posted by threaded

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

I bow before you, O impotent (er omnipotent) one.

**ALM** · 12 April 2006, 12:27

In terms of out and out stupidity, I think Chico has the edge over Mailman (or any vertebrate for that matter). However, Mailman is better able to apply his stupidity to a wider range of disciplines. Both very formidable opponents nonetheless. I think we are very lucky to have not one but two such individuals on the forum!

**Phoenix** · 12 April 2006, 12:35

But Chico looks after our spritual side and he has his own theme tune.......It's Chico time!

**Mailman** · 12 April 2006, 14:16

Originally posted by threaded

You wouldn't recognise intelligence if it jumped out of an alley at you as you stumbled home from the bingo and forced you to empty your pockets into a two-lock bag before speeding off into the darkness in a Checkered Cab, leaving you panting and tearful, violated yet also somehow ... exhilarated.

Dang threaded...that aint half bad!

What porn mag you copy that from?

Mailman

Pretenders to the throne of CUK village idiot