Death to all squirrels

[SueEllen]

..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.

[administrator]

Send the kids out for the day and then cave its skull in with said spade? They can be vicious little buggers when cornered though so take backup with you.

[AtW]

[cailin maith]

..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.

Send the kids out for the day and then cave its skull in with said spade? They can be vicious little buggers when cornered though so take backup with you.

WHS

[Churchill]

WHS

You didn't by any chance take a certain fox home with you on the way back from the airport, did you?

[cailin maith]

You didn't by any chance take a certain fox home with you on the way back from the airport, did you?

No, he was gone when I was on my way home, no dead body in the road that I could see either.

[AtW]

..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.

You are a very horrible person.

Killing babies of a cute animal.

[AlfredJPruffock]

You are a very horrible person.

Killing babies of a cute animal.

I'm with you on this one.

Hate Nothing- except Hatred

[TimberWolf]

Why not just walk into the shed a few times. Scares 'em right off.

[SueEllen]

Why not just walk into the shed a few times. Scares 'em right off.

It's got a nest (or whatever you call it) in there.

Plus my neighbours can see if I kill it and I know one of their brats will get the idea to report me to the RSPCA.

Though I know another one will be happy to help with it's disposal.

Grey squirrels aren't cute. They eat rubbish and if they get into anywhere i.e. lofts they chew things to shreds.

I could actually do the cheaper option, and wait until the entire family ods on the chemicals or suffocates on the plastic I keep in the shed. I found an asphyxiated one 2 years ago.