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Death to all squirrels

SueEllen

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..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.
 
Send the kids out for the day and then cave its skull in with said spade? They can be vicious little buggers when cornered though so take backup with you.
 
..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.

:eek

Send the kids out for the day and then cave its skull in with said spade? They can be vicious little buggers when cornered though so take backup with you.

:eek :eek


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..ok the pregnant one in my shed.

As I decided that I didn't want to upset the little "dears" around me by chasing said pest with a spade and causing damage, I've called out pest control.

And they said if they catch her under the law they have to kill her.

You are a very horrible person.

Killing babies of a cute animal.

:sick
 
Why not just walk into the shed a few times. Scares 'em right off.
 
Why not just walk into the shed a few times. Scares 'em right off.

It's got a nest (or whatever you call it) in there.

Plus my neighbours can see if I kill it and I know one of their brats will get the idea to report me to the RSPCA.

Though I know another one will be happy to help with it's disposal.

Grey squirrels aren't cute. They eat rubbish and if they get into anywhere i.e. lofts they chew things to shreds.

I could actually do the cheaper option, and wait until the entire family ods on the chemicals or suffocates on the plastic I keep in the shed. I found an asphyxiated one 2 years ago.
 

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