Death to all squirrels

[TimberWolf]

Go and hug a tree Squrrels are not an endangered species for a start.

Squirrels are vermin. If you knew anything about countryside/farming/crops/trees you might know that. If the OP had said she had a family of rats in her shed, or if you had one in your shed, or under your house, would you invite them in for cheese and a cup of tea ? A squirrel is a rat that lives up trees.

So are you saying DEFRA are a 'squirrel hating organisation'.

Go back to your tofu and plastic sandals

A squirrel in not a rat, you psychopathic thicko.

Squirrels belong to a large family of small or medium-sized rodents called the Sciuridae. The family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and prairie dogs. Squirrels are indigenous to the Americas, Eurasia, and Africa and have been introduced to Australia. Squirrels are first attested in the Eocene, about forty million years ago, and are most closely related to the mountain beaver and to the dormice among living species.
Squirrel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[SueEllen]

A squirrel in not a rat, you psychopathic thicko.

It's still a rodent.

[TestMangler]

A squirrel in not a rat, you psychopathic thicko.

Whatever you say tree-hugger. It's a figure of speech, in the same way as people will refer to pigeons as 'flying rats' (also on the DEFRA list for shooting btw)

Tell you what, you invite them all in to live in your house and knit them little clothes and I'll shoot the ones that come to my door. Happy ?

[SueEllen]

What about the blacks, do you hate black squirrels too?

The pack of mutant black squirrels that are giving Britain's grey population a taste of their own medicine | Mail Online

The only squirrels I like are red ones.

The black ones are apparently more nasty then the greys.

[conned tractor]

The only squirrels I like are red ones.

The black ones are apparently more nasty then the greys.

Bit like jelly babies. Only it's the green ones that are nasty with those.

[TimberWolf]

Whatever you say tree-hugger. It's a figure of speech, in the same way as people will refer to pigeons as 'flying rats' (also on the DEFRA list for shooting btw)

Tell you what, you invite them all in to live in your house and knit them little clothes and I'll shoot the ones that come to my door. Happy ?

I'm ashamed to be a member of the same species as you.

[TestMangler]

I'm ashamed to be a member of the same species as you.

Ditto love.

Are you a vegetarian ?

[TimberWolf]

The only squirrels I like are red ones.

The black ones are apparently more nasty then the greys.

So you want to take out a contract to murder a pregnant grey, but you like the red ones. Whose sock puppet are you?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Ditto love.

Are you a vegetarian ?

Aye TM


Excellent Avatar there - and your new shows are worn at the Heel ...

PS I am not a Vegie - but I think Hllter was - I dont know about Stalin - oops Ive mentioned the S word again ...

[TestMangler]

Excellent Avatar there - and your new shows are worn at the Heel ...

We'll make a man of him, put him to tra-a-a-ade......

You can't beat a bit of Tull