Warning out there to our lady CUKkers

[SueEllen]

I had to look that up. I though it was something much more rude.

Depends if she is wearing a dress or trousers.

[hyperD]

I'd like to think about that for a while and then get back to you......

I'd like to apply for a grant in order to personally conduct a full survey that would surely be as vital as the UK census...

[Cliphead]

I've met several women over the years who refuse to wear knickers for one reason or another. I've always demanded proof which was usually forthcoming

[MaryPoppins]

I'd like to apply for a grant in order to personally conduct a full survey that would surely be as vital as the UK census...

What would your funding cover? Travel?

[TimberWolf]

What would your funding cover? Travel?

Mirror on the end of a stick / mirrored shoes, camera, macro and zoom lenses, colour printer, tissues...

[SimonMac]

Seriously mate, do you really believe that any of the fairer sex on here are ladies?!

[Zippy]

Seriously mate, do you really believe that any of the fairer sex on here are ladies?!

WSS

[hyperD]

What would your funding cover? Travel?

I believe the good gentleman TimberWolf has preempted me in revealing the very contents contained in the CUK Ye Olde Pervy Stalkers Kit™. I think the modest grant would only need to cover the essential expenses such as this.

[SueEllen]

I believe the good gentleman TimberWolf has preempted me in revealing the very contents contained in the CUK Ye Olde Pervy Stalkers Kit™. I think the modest grant would only need to cover the essential expenses such as this.

I thought it was to cover his bail when he got arrested and charged.