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I believe the good gentleman TimberWolf has preempted me in revealing the very contents contained in the CUK Ye Olde Pervy Stalkers Kit™. I think the modest grant would only need to cover the essential expenses such as this.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat would your funding cover? Travel?
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Seriously mate, do you really believe that any of the fairer sex on here are ladies?!
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Mirror on the end of a stick / mirrored shoes, camera, macro and zoom lenses, colour printer, tissues...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat would your funding cover? Travel?
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What would your funding cover? Travel?Originally posted by hyperD View PostI'd like to apply for a grant in order to personally conduct a full survey that would surely be as vital as the UK census...
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I've met several women over the years who refuse to wear knickers for one reason or another. I've always demanded proof which was usually forthcoming
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Ecstasy cures cancer:
Illegal Drug Ecstasy Is The Latest Promising Cure For Cancer
So you just have to buy them copies of Mills and Boon
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Are you suggesting that 8% of women aren't wearing any knickers?Originally posted by Paddy View PostOn the same way of calculating statistic; women who ware panties are at a risk of developing a tumour by 92 per cent
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