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Previously on "Warning out there to our lady CUKkers"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I believe the good gentleman TimberWolf has preempted me in revealing the very contents contained in the CUK Ye Olde Pervy Stalkers Kit™. I think the modest grant would only need to cover the essential expenses such as this.
    I thought it was to cover his bail when he got arrested and charged.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What would your funding cover? Travel?
    I believe the good gentleman TimberWolf has preempted me in revealing the very contents contained in the CUK Ye Olde Pervy Stalkers Kit™. I think the modest grant would only need to cover the essential expenses such as this.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Seriously mate, do you really believe that any of the fairer sex on here are ladies?!
    WSS

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  • SimonMac
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    Seriously mate, do you really believe that any of the fairer sex on here are ladies?!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What would your funding cover? Travel?
    Mirror on the end of a stick / mirrored shoes, camera, macro and zoom lenses, colour printer, tissues...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I'd like to apply for a grant in order to personally conduct a full survey that would surely be as vital as the UK census...
    What would your funding cover? Travel?

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  • Cliphead
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    I've met several women over the years who refuse to wear knickers for one reason or another. I've always demanded proof which was usually forthcoming

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'd like to think about that for a while and then get back to you......
    I'd like to apply for a grant in order to personally conduct a full survey that would surely be as vital as the UK census...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I had to look that up. I though it was something much more rude.
    Depends if she is wearing a dress or trousers.




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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I had to look that up. I hoped it was something much more rude.
    Oi Xog, ftfy!

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  • xoggoth
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    I had to look that up. I though it was something much more rude.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Are you suggesting that 8% of women aren't wearing any knickers?
    I have a friend who often doesn't wear any knickers (so she claims)

    She says that way she doesn't have to worry about VPL.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Ecstasy cures cancer:

    Illegal Drug Ecstasy Is The Latest Promising Cure For Cancer

    So you just have to buy them copies of Mills and Boon

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Are you suggesting that 8% of women aren't wearing any knickers?
    I'd like to think about that for a while and then get back to you......

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    On the same way of calculating statistic; women who ware panties are at a risk of developing a tumour by 92 per cent
    Are you suggesting that 8% of women aren't wearing any knickers?

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