The ZeitBurglar

[zeitghost]

pleaded guilty.

Much to my relief since I won't have to appear as a witness.



My radio wot got pinched out of the outside lav got a mention in the local rag.

The raspberry pavlova, however, failed to get a mention.

14 months, with the 118 days she's spent on remand deducted therefrom.

[EternalOptimist]

pleaded guilty.

Much to my relief since I won't have to appear as a witness.



My radio wot got pinched out of the outside lav got a mention in the local rag.

The raspberry pavlova, however, failed to get a mention.

i hope they cut his balls off.



assuming it was a he

[EternalOptimist]

It wasn't.

slightly shocked.

maybe I shouldnt be

[Churchill]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

Nuke her from orbit, only way to be sure.

[EternalOptimist]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

if it was me, I would have adopted a stern expression and said

'Step. away. from the Pavlova'


then given her a wedgie

[wobbegong]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

Is that a euphamism?

[zeitghost]

Dunno.

Might be.

I loved the

I'm looking for my little dog. She's a Jack Russel and I love her to bits. Is she in your garden?

To which the ZeitReply was

No she's not, so feck off.

followed by:

Oi! That's my raspberry pavlova you've got in that bag! Feck off you thief!

[Sysman]

My radio wot got pinched out of the outside lav got a mention in the local rag.

The raspberry pavlova, however, failed to get a mention.

"The dog ate the evidence, M'Lud".

Either that or that tubby desk sergeant...

[Paddy]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

I hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again. Logic goes out the window for drug users.

[DiscoStu]

I hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again. Logic goes out the window for drug users.

You're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...