Reply to: The ZeitBurglar

[Sysman]

And the radio?

I did find my stolen telly in the second hand section of a local TV shop several months later.

"No remote and no teletext" said the man.

"That's OK I've got the remote at home and it definitely does have teletext", I thought to myself...


... while putting on my best look of disappointment and saying "Well I can't afford your pricier models I'll take it".

Damn damnity damn though. I was sure I'd recorded the serial number somewhere, but couldn't find it.

[d000hg]

I hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again.

Can you be addicted to pavlova?

[Sysman]

You missed a trick (quite literally)!

You would have got a nosh for twenty quid

possibly even fifteen if you had pushed it...

Or even a radio and Raspberry Pavlova

[original PM]

You missed a trick (quite literally)!

You would have got a nosh for twenty quid

possibly even fifteen if you had pushed it...

[Sysman]

You're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...

If I remember correctly that's what Jeffrey Archer said after his time in clink.

The Telegraph, 2002

Archer reveals that prison is full of locks and keys, iron bars and steel doors, poor food and nasty smells, boredom and stupefaction, drugs and drug-dealers. It is also - surprise, surprise - full of criminals, some of whom have committed heinous deeds.

Obligatory Daily Mail link: Archer's prison diaries sensation

The compelling diary deals with the state of prisons, the relationship between prisoners and warders, drugs, beatings, intimidation and the stories of inmates, including murderers and sex offenders.

[Arturo Bassick]

You're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...

From people I know who have been on the other side of the prison gate I would confirm that.

[DiscoStu]

What did she do wrong?

[Paddy]

A solicitor ex-fiancee who spends a lot of time in prisons.

What did she do wrong?

[DiscoStu]

How do you know? Is that from the media?

A solicitor ex-fiancee who spends a lot of time in prisons.

[Paddy]

You're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...

How do you know? Is that from the media?

[DiscoStu]

I hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again. Logic goes out the window for drug users.

You're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...

[Paddy]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

I hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again. Logic goes out the window for drug users.

[Sysman]

My radio wot got pinched out of the outside lav got a mention in the local rag.

The raspberry pavlova, however, failed to get a mention.

"The dog ate the evidence, M'Lud".

Either that or that tubby desk sergeant...

[zeitghost]

Dunno.

Might be.

I loved the

I'm looking for my little dog. She's a Jack Russel and I love her to bits. Is she in your garden?

To which the ZeitReply was

No she's not, so feck off.

followed by:

Oi! That's my raspberry pavlova you've got in that bag! Feck off you thief!

[wobbegong]

High as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.

I hope never to have that experience again.

Is that a euphamism?