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How do you know? Is that from the media?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
A solicitor ex-fiancee who spends a lot of time in prisons.Originally posted by Paddy View PostHow do you know? Is that from the media?ǝןqqıʍComment
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What did she do wrong?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostA solicitor ex-fiancee who spends a lot of time in prisons."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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From people I know who have been on the other side of the prison gate I would confirm that.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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If I remember correctly that's what Jeffrey Archer said after his time in clink.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...
The Telegraph, 2002
Obligatory Daily Mail link: Archer's prison diaries sensationArcher reveals that prison is full of locks and keys, iron bars and steel doors, poor food and nasty smells, boredom and stupefaction, drugs and drug-dealers. It is also - surprise, surprise - full of criminals, some of whom have committed heinous deeds.
The compelling diary deals with the state of prisons, the relationship between prisoners and warders, drugs, beatings, intimidation and the stories of inmates, including murderers and sex offenders.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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You missed a trick (quite literally)!
You would have got a nosh for twenty quid
possibly even fifteen if you had pushed it...
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Or even a radio and Raspberry PavlovaOriginally posted by original PM View PostYou missed a trick (quite literally)!
You would have got a nosh for twenty quid
possibly even fifteen if you had pushed it...
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Can you be addicted to pavlova?Originally posted by Paddy View PostI hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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And the radio?
I did find my stolen telly in the second hand section of a local TV shop several months later.
"No remote and no teletext" said the man.
"That's OK I've got the remote at home and it definitely does have teletext", I thought to myself...
... while putting on my best look of disappointment and saying "Well I can't afford your pricier models I'll take it".
Damn damnity damn though. I was sure I'd recorded the serial number somewhere, but couldn't find it.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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