And the radio?
I did find my stolen telly in the second hand section of a local TV shop several months later.
"No remote and no teletext" said the man.
"That's OK I've got the remote at home and it definitely does have teletext", I thought to myself...
... while putting on my best look of disappointment and saying "Well I can't afford your pricier models I'll take it".
Damn damnity damn though. I was sure I'd recorded the serial number somewhere, but couldn't find it.
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You missed a trick (quite literally)!
You would have got a nosh for twenty quid
possibly even fifteen if you had pushed it...
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...
The Telegraph, 2002
Archer reveals that prison is full of locks and keys, iron bars and steel doors, poor food and nasty smells, boredom and stupefaction, drugs and drug-dealers. It is also - surprise, surprise - full of criminals, some of whom have committed heinous deeds.
The compelling diary deals with the state of prisons, the relationship between prisoners and warders, drugs, beatings, intimidation and the stories of inmates, including murderers and sex offenders.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou're having a giraffe intcha? Prison is full of junkies who don't seem to find much trouble feeding their addictions...
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI hope she gets sent to prison because it is one of the few places that can treat addiction. If not; she will be back doing it again even if it means your home again. Logic goes out the window for drug users.
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Originally posted by zeitghostHigh as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.
I hope never to have that experience again.
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Dunno.
Might be.
I loved the
Originally posted by ZeitBurglarI'm looking for my little dog. She's a Jack Russel and I love her to bits. Is she in your garden?
Originally posted by Zeity at 6:15 a.m.No she's not, so feck off.
Originally posted by Zeity as ZeitBurglar walks up front pathOi! That's my raspberry pavlova you've got in that bag! Feck off you thief!
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Originally posted by zeitghostHigh as a kite when I encountered her at 6:15 outside my back door.
I hope never to have that experience again.
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