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Suggestions for dealing with the rioting chavs

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    #11
    Send them on a nice trip to the countryside, they hate that sort of thing.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      A trek up Snowden just before the weather sets in?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        A trek up Snowden just before the weather sets in?
        No, there's a cafe at the top. Send them up the Cuillin Ridge in a gale.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          What we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.
          I'm alright Jack

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            #15
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            What we need to do is reopen the mines but them in there and seal them.
            ftfy
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
              What we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.
              Re-open the gold mines in Wales and staff them with chav chain gangs mining by hand. The gold can then help replace what Snot Goblin sold.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                What we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.
                Sans roof supports?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Fishface View Post
                  Yeah, I thought spraying the crowd with filthy canal water - they would soon go home after being soaked with recycled beer and rat pis.
                  Spraying ideas are effing useless, because there are always innocent bystanders.

                  Also, do you really want indelible dye on the streets for months, as a constant reminder to everyone and maybe an incitement for more rioting?

                  Just bring them quickly to trial, and dish out exemplary ten year prison sentences.
                  Last edited by OwlHoot; 10 August 2011, 08:50.
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                    #19
                    Suggestions for dealing with the rioting chavs

                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #20
                      Highly targeted Val Doonican songs played at maximum volume from vans equipped with loudspeakers will soon disperse these yobbos and have the beneficial side effect of soothing older innocent bystanders




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