Send them on a nice trip to the countryside, they hate that sort of thing.
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Suggestions for dealing with the rioting chavs
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
A trek up Snowden just before the weather sets in?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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No, there's a cafe at the top. Send them up the Cuillin Ridge in a gale.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostA trek up Snowden just before the weather sets in?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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What we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.I'm alright JackComment
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ftfyOriginally posted by BlasterBates View PostWhat we need to do is reopen the mines but them in there and seal them.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Re-open the gold mines in Wales and staff them with chav chain gangs mining by hand. The gold can then help replace what Snot Goblin sold.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostWhat we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Sans roof supports?Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostWhat we need to do is reopen the mines and give them a pick and shovel. I would quite happy to subsidise a coal mine that didn't produce much.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Spraying ideas are effing useless, because there are always innocent bystanders.Originally posted by Fishface View PostYeah, I thought spraying the crowd with filthy canal water - they would soon go home after being soaked with recycled beer and rat pis.
Also, do you really want indelible dye on the streets for months, as a constant reminder to everyone and maybe an incitement for more rioting?
Just bring them quickly to trial, and dish out exemplary ten year prison sentences.Last edited by OwlHoot; 10 August 2011, 08:50.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Highly targeted Val Doonican songs played at maximum volume from vans equipped with loudspeakers will soon disperse these yobbos and have the beneficial side effect of soothing older innocent bystanders
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