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Circling the plug hole (bedwetting thread)
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI read that in the voice of Clint Eastward acting out a scene from a Dirty Harry film.
BTW Dim, I think Napoleon's run out of loo paper in your 8th bathroom. You probably need to send your butler Genghis to sort it out.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI read that in the voice of Clint Eastward acting out a scene from a Dirty Harry film.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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You should have your own brilliant IT business like I do. I made £3 last week.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYeah that's possible. South Germany appeals but that's because I like drinking beer and eating pig.
Better widen the scope. Good thinking.
Hope you find something soon SY, but meanwhile I wouldn't try and sand that floor yourself - It's one of those things like plastering that there's a real knack to, and anyone else is almost certain to feck it up..Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI was in the running for a gig in Munich a couple of weeks, but settled on one in Cambridge.
Hope you find something soon SY, but meanwhile I wouldn't try and sand that floor yourself - It's one of those things like plastering that there's a real knack to, and anyone else is almost certain to feck it up..Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI think your problem is going to be that you look thick and lazy....If you can overcome that and your dullness, you might get past an interviewer.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFloor sanded and 2 coats of varnish. Light rub down in the morning, wash down, dry and top coat.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It always amazes me the number of feckless contractors who just wring all the money out of their companies every month and p1ss it all up the wall on Mac Books and gadgets and cars etc and then start moaning when they are out of contract for a bit and have nothing to fall back on.
Oh and stay away from banking. That's a private closed shop for some of us.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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