Suitable punishment

[suityou01]

Never have I enjoyed tagging a thread "mumsnet" so much.

Does Mrs MF put out that easy? It's in the genes you know.

[Old Greg]

Never have I enjoyed tagging a thread "mumsnet" so much.

Does Mrs MF put out easy? It's in the genes you know.

Well I can't imagine Little Miss MF has any of his genes if she managed to pull.

[wobbegong]

Just discovered my daughter kissed a boy at her first school disco on Thursday. She was proud to inform
me she had a boyfriend and after some interrogation I
discovered he had kissed her and another friend.

I am incensed. She's been writing
little notes including 'marry me'.

What should I do? I think I should go round and duff his dad up. In addition I've told her she's won't be going to another one until she's 16. No 18! No 21!!! Yes 21.

Obviously I will be writing to the school for this lack of supervision. Is locking her in for the next sixteen years being a little soft?

Could be worse, I suppose; she could've kissed a girl (and liked it).

[vetran]

And her age?

[Old Greg]

Could be worse, I suppose; she could've kissed a girl (and liked it).

Why is that worse? I have two very young daughters and it's far too early too make assumptions about their sexuality, but if one of them turns out to be gay, I imagine it would reduce all the fears of teenage pregnancy etc.

[MaryPoppins]

Why is that worse? I have two very young daughters and it's far too early too make assumptions about their sexuality, but if one of them turns out to be gay, I imagine it would reduce all the fears of teenage pregnancy etc.

Bloody hell, yes.

[TestMangler]

Bloody hell, yes.

WMPS

[wobbegong]

Why is that worse? I have two very young daughters and it's far too early too make assumptions about their sexuality, but if one of them turns out to be gay, I imagine it would reduce all the fears of teenage pregnancy etc.

Lighten up OG. I was suggesting that MF might find it harder to handle, if he's freaking out at a school disco peck on the cheek.

[Old Greg]

Lighten up OG. I was suggesting that MF might find it harder to handle, if he's freaking out at a school disco peck on the cheek.

I'm only playing. This thread is going according to how it should. I think MF's daughter is actually 5 or something. Unless it's the 58 year old from his incestuous relationship with his Mum - the adolescent crushes can come home to haunt.

[xoggoth]

Reminds me of a wedding of my wife's relatives. One bridesmaid was a daughter of the bride by a former liason, another of the husband's by a former marriage. I daresay the husband was actually the bride's mother from an illicit liason with the stepfather's daughter in law and therefore his own brother. They do that sort of thing in Northamptonshire.