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You still here birdbrain? Can't you take a hint?Originally posted by Craic View PostIt's a skill you've never mastered in all your thousands of posts.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I dont normally bother with threads like this but I noticed the Tag on this one and thought it sounded a little harsh. Having read the thread I see I was wrong. It's entirely appropriate
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Stop feeding the troll.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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You're still here - and to call you a half-wit would be overrating you.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou still here birdbrain? Can't you take a hint?

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But only using your logic. Which, as we have seen, is fundamentally fooked.Originally posted by Craic View PostYou're still here - and to call you a half-wit would be overrating you.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Don't rise to it, deprive the thief of oxygen and he'll quickly die away.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBut only using your logic. Which, as we have seen, is fundamentally fooked.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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A couple of real saddos who've been here since time immemorial.Originally posted by snaw View PostDon't rise to it, deprive the thief of oxygen and he'll quickly die away.Comment
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Actually we're defecating on him - he just keeps eating it.Originally posted by snaw View PostStop feeding the troll.Comment
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