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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Psst, Wilmslow - she is the company designated reward for your hard work, well done!
    Finally, Atw. a thread title on which you must be an expert.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      ... this lass is looking hot. Sizzling....

      Going to be a good day!!
      Pictures please?

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        I can see the Daily Mail headline now:

        Drunken IT contractor became leering pervert after half a shandy.

        "It was horrible" said his beautiful blonde victim from her £250,000 city center apartment.

        "He seemed relativly normal at first
        Make it realistic at least, Dave.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Remember to have a hand shandy in client co bogs before you talk to her.

          We don't want any nasty accidents now, do we ?
          POTD!
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Make it realistic at least, Dave.
            Wilmslow is a ...permy!

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              #16
              What's the hotties name Wilmslow ?


              you can tell a lot about a bird by her name




              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Make it realistic at least, Dave.
                Maybe DaveB use to work at NOtW?
                If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  What's the hotties name Wilmslow ?
                  Wilma. Current office fight club champion.

                  Allegedly.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    What's the hotties name Wilmslow ?


                    you can tell a lot about a bird by her name




                    Not been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                      Not been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!
                      Stop fiddling with it under the desk then.

                      Perv.

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