I need a pot noodle….

[suityou01]

Not been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!

Sidle up to her, or sachet up to her if you prefer.

Nonchalantly push your ray-bans to the edge of your nose and peer over them and make eye contact.

Then repeat these words :

"Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass!"

In the ensuing laughter, suggest a drink after work.

Piece of cake.

[eek]

Sidle up to her, or sachet up to her if you prefer.

Nonchalantly push your ray-bans to the edge of your nose and peer over them and make eye contact.

Then repeat these words :

"Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass!"

In the ensuing laughter, suggest a drink after work.

Piece of cake.

Either that or get these glasses and keep your thoughts forever.

[MaryPoppins]

or sachet up to her if you prefer.

That spelling error has made me larf, I like it

[suityou01]

That spelling error has made me larf, I like it

I'm ill ffs.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm ill ffs.

Humph, what's new sicknote?

[EternalOptimist]

Not been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!

EO's top tip for a Thursday.


1. Identify the main competition. (some body building twat with a gob full of teeth)

2. Approach the bird and say 'Dave over there says your name is Wilma, but I told him it's......'

then she will jump in and offer up her name to you. then you come on here and tell us

[suityou01]

Humph, what's new sicknote?

Man flu is serious tulip. I'd appreciate some support here.

[MaryPoppins]

Man flu is serious tulip. I'd appreciate some support here.

Rope on it's way in the post

[shaunbhoy]

Man flu is serious tulip. I'd appreciate some support here.

Why not change your name to Darren Anderton you big girl's blouse. You have more time off than the Pope's wedding tackle!!

[SimonMac]

Rope on it's way in the post

Hanging is too good for some