Old Greg's Health Clinic is open

[Old Greg]

There seems to be a lot of bed-wetting type moaning about medical problems recently, so I am now opening an on-line clinic. Post your symptoms and any relevant medical and social history, and aided by Welcome to Map of Medicine for NHS Evidence, I will do my best to make diagnose or make recommendations.

[Old Greg]

I have this terrible pain in my chest & I keep spitting up diamonds.

Do you have any idea what may have caused this?

Google doesn't seem to help.

TIA.

This is outside of my competence. You need to see an astrobiologist. Sorry I cannot be more help.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

I have this terrible pain in my chest & I keep spitting up diamonds.

Do you have any idea what may have caused this?

Google doesn't seem to help.

TIA.

A boulder on the head may help to alleviate the symptoms

[Old Greg]

A boulder on the head may help to alleviate the symptoms

I'm a doctor Jim, not a miracle worker.

[Old Greg]

Can you confirm that you're not a bricklayer too?

I'll have to ask you move along now. This is a place of healing, not of idle chitter chatter.

[Platypus]

I haven't been feeling well recently (see pic).



What do you think it could be ?

[MarillionFan]

I seem to have been afflicted with a horrible unslightly red growth on the top of my head. Is it a disease or am I addicted to hair dyes?

Churchill

[Old Greg]

I seem to have been afflicted with a horrible unslightly red growth on the top of my head. Is it a disease or am I addicted to hair dyes?

Churchill

Hmmm. Are you experiencing any blood loss in the affected area?

[Old Greg]

I haven't been feeling well recently (see pic).



What do you think it could be ?

MF on a good day. A decent coke binge will return him to normal.

[MarillionFan]

I have recently found that my supplier of good quality 'skunk', a small girl with a baby is no longer able to sell me any.

Can you recommend a new dealer?