Old Greg's Health Clinic is open

[Old Greg]

I have recently found that my supplier of good quality 'skunk', a small girl with a baby is no longer able to sell me any.

Can you recommend a new dealer?

This is a health clinic. You may want to consider therap for your multiple addictions.

[fullyautomatix]

Why are NHS spending my millions on these stupid websites ?

All they need is one web page where they prescribe a randomly selected painkiller or anti depressant and the jobs done.

[sasguru]

I seem to be addicted to skewering the village idiots on CUK with my rapier wit. Can you help?

[shaunbhoy]

I seem to be the village idiot on CUK. Can you help?

ftfy

[darmstadt]

I seem to have been afflicted with a horrible unslightly red growth on the top of my head. Is it a disease or am I addicted to hair dyes?

Churchill

You have turned into Mick Hucknall and are now considered a knob

[Old Greg]

I seem to be addicted to skewering the village idiots on CUK with my rapier wit. Can you help?

You may be brain-stem dead. Have a look at: Welcome to Map of Medicine for NHS Evidence, and report back.