You know you're a failure when ...

[sasguru]

... you boast about renting a skiing apartment rather than thinking about buying a luxury one.

[Spacecadet]

You know you're a failure when ...
... you use the internets to mock others behind a wall of anonymity

[Old Greg]

... you boast about renting a skiing apartment rather than thinking about buying a luxury one.

Thinking is a marker of success far out of reach of many posters here, so I have to agree with you on this one.

[sasguru]

You know you're a failure when ...
... you use the internets to mock others behind a wall of anonymity

You know you are a failure when you can't spell internet.

[snaw]

You left school 10+ years ago and you're still living at home with your parents ...

[Old Greg]

You know you are a failure when you can't spell internet.

Or when you don't know that 'Internet' should start with a capital letter.

[milanbenes]

... you boast about renting a skiing apartment rather than thinking about buying a luxury one.

ha ha good one Sas,


it's not a boast,

it's a shame - ie, being so old that instead of taking a holiday on a whim with only a backpack and a passport we now book months in advance for a planned break

and secondly,

it's a relief, because,

that apartment is a gem



and on the subject of buying, I won't consider going down that route until we have enough small change in our pockets to buy the chalet

Milan.

[Spacecadet]

You know you are a failure when you can't spell internet.

internets

Loser

[Old Greg]

You left school 10+ years ago and you're still living at home with your parents ...

It's not MF's 16 year old daughter's fault that she's locked in his cellar.

[sasguru]

Or when you don't know that 'Internet' should start with a capital letter.

Or when you insist on capitalising every proper noun like an old fogey.