You know you're a failure when ...

[Old Greg]

Or when you insist on capitalising every proper noun like an old fogey.

Or being literate, as it is otherwise known.

[Incognito]

... you boast about renting a skiing apartment rather than thinking about buying a luxury one.

.... you come onto an anonymous internet forum and start regaling the board with how rich you are, yet you still have to blunder about 'bodging' dodgy code together hoping against all hope that someday, someone, somewhere will realise that you aren't a bellend and will take pity on you and throw you a bone for your 'plan B'.

More chance of winning the Euromillions in my opinion.

[DimPrawn]

.... you come onto an anonymous internet forum and start regaling the board with how rich you are, yet you still have to blunder about 'bodging' dodgy code together hoping against all hope that someday, someone, somewhere will realise that you aren't a bellend and will take pity on you and throw you a bone for your 'plan B'.

More chance of winning the Euromillions in my opinion.

...and you're not even rich, not by MY standards anyway.

[MarillionFan]

You know you're a failure when ...
... you use the internets to mock others behind a wall of anonymity

Don't be a twat you loser.

[sasguru]

.... you come onto an anonymous internet forum and start regaling the board with how rich you are, yet you still have to blunder about 'bodging' dodgy code together hoping against all hope that someday, someone, somewhere will realise that you aren't a bellend and will take pity on you and throw you a bone for your 'plan B'.

More chance of winning the Euromillions in my opinion.

My Plan B (more like D) is going very well, thanks for asking.
I've got Bob to do the code monkeying while I do Speccing/QA.

[sasguru]

...and you're not even rich, not by MY standards anyway.

No by Walter Mitty standards, I'm very poor.

[shaunbhoy]

No by Walter Mitty standards, I'm very poor.

Well you'd know all about them.



So you have given up coding already eh? These "Venture Capitalists" must be really thrilled that they have you "adding value" to the enterprise. You in charge of ordering stationery then?

[sasguru]

Well you'd know all about them.



So you have given up coding already eh? These "Venture Capitalists" must be really thrilled that they have you "adding value" to the enterprise. You in charge of ordering stationery then?

Speaking of failures.
You just carry on winking and gurning. Coz that'll get you far.

[shaunbhoy]

Speaking of failures.

Thought you wanted a month off to crack this code you were working on? A few days in and you realise it is beyond your meagre skillset, and you reach for the Bob hotline. Now THAT is failure on a grand scale.

[DimPrawn]

Thought you wanted a month off to crack this code you were working on? A few days in and you realise it is beyond your meagre skillset, and you reach for the Bob hotline. Now THAT is failure on a grand scale.

Yes our resident spreadsheet jockey has met his own limitations.



A loser on a grand scale.