You know you're a failure when ...

[Old Greg]

No by Walter Mitty standards, I'm very poor.

Don't worry, true wealth is in your friends, family and happiness.

[sasguru]

Thought you wanted a month off to crack this code you were working on? A few days in and you realise it is beyond your meagre skillset, and you reach for the Bob hotline. Now THAT is failure on a grand scale.

Much as I live life to the full, even someone with my gifts cannot cope with a job, a for-fun part time maths degree, a family AND push a business forward.
Now have a pot noodle it's about all you can manage in a day

[sasguru]

Yes our resident spreadsheet jockey has met his own limitations.



A loser on a grand scale.

Bit mouthy for someone with a crap contract in the NW of England, what?

[Old Greg]

Much as I live life to the full, even someone with my gifts cannot cope with a job, a for-fun part time maths degree, a family AND push a business forward.
Now have a pot noodle it's about all you can manage in a day

... and more CUK posts than Dim. Now, that's epic life failure.

[sasguru]

... and more CUK posts than Dim. .

Indeed. But DIm has to work writing HTML for a living while I just have to strategise.

[DimPrawn]

Indeed. But DIm has to work writing HTML for a living while I just have to strategise.

Is that what you call masturbating now?

[Shimano105]

Is that what you call masturbating now?

[shaunbhoy]

Much as I live life to the full, even someone with my gifts cannot cope with a job

Never mind sasguru. When it all gets a bit too complicated, just press the "Bob Button".
You know it makes sense.

And just how have you explained this epic delivery failure, on your part, to the Venture Capitalist backers?
They must be really thrilled to have you on the Payroll, as if they could not just have outsourced the work in the first place.

Classic.