Getting Old

[Pondlife]

Woo hoo

[DodgyAgent]

Nah Im not losing my hair much, I'm about 20 years behind where I should be

You mean to the end of your prison sentence

[norrahe]

Woo hoo

Is it bad if you remember this?

For the record I don't mind sherry and never really knew who was ever in the top ten.

[PAH]

2. Hating noisy pubs


Depends if you prefer to socialise by chatting to people, or just by nodding your head at any attempted conversation whilst simultaneously staring at the biggest breasts in the line of sight.

Funny how in TV (e.g. corrie) and film during a bar or club scene they can hear a conversation from metres away, yet in real life unless you're in a music free zone (such as Wetherspoons) you struggle to hear the person shouting directly into your ear.

There should be a noise tax on pubs and clubs.

Though then I wouldn't have the excuse to just stand there supping beer and staring at norks.

[mudskipper]

20. Taking an afternoon nap.

Oops - I just woke up.

[stek]

Wearing slip-on shoes cos bending down to tie the laces is too hard..

Liking cardigans...

Still calling Snickers Marathons...

Still convinced a fiver is a lot....

Can remember what COBOL was...

[thunderlizard]

I still call Kensington Roof Garden's "Derry & Tom's".

[Paddy]

There are a few on here to who this applies:

Hate noisy pubs or groan when you bend down? The 30 telltale signs that you're really getting old | Mail Online

It is sad than some journalist gets paid for writing such crap that must have taken him at least five minutes to write and even more sad that people pay money for newspapers with such crap un them.

[PAH]

Mail Online is free.

I don't buy any papers. I may sometimes read those left around by others but it has yet to convince me I'm missing anything interesting by not having a daily addiction.

Besides, everyone knows CUK is the only source of news most people need. All the truly important or entertaining stuff ends up on here within minutes of it breaking online.

[minestrone]

Taking days to recover from a run is my major downside from getting old.