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Getting Old

2. Hating noisy pubs


Depends if you prefer to socialise by chatting to people, or just by nodding your head at any attempted conversation whilst simultaneously staring at the biggest breasts in the line of sight.

Funny how in TV (e.g. corrie) and film during a bar or club scene they can hear a conversation from metres away, yet in real life unless you're in a music free zone (such as Wetherspoons) you struggle to hear the person shouting directly into your ear.

There should be a noise tax on pubs and clubs. :tantrum:

Though then I wouldn't have the excuse to just stand there supping beer and staring at norks. :o
 
Wearing slip-on shoes cos bending down to tie the laces is too hard..

Liking cardigans...

Still calling Snickers Marathons...

Still convinced a fiver is a lot....

Can remember what COBOL was...
 
Mail Online is free. :p

I don't buy any papers. I may sometimes read those left around by others but it has yet to convince me I'm missing anything interesting by not having a daily addiction.

Besides, everyone knows CUK is the only source of news most people need. All the truly important or entertaining stuff ends up on here within minutes of it breaking online.
 

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