That sinking feeling

**MarillionFan** · 22 July 2011, 07:45

Is their a 'down' theme to your posting this morning?

**xoggoth** · 22 July 2011, 09:11

Sounds like one of my vengeful thoughts on neighbour MR PIKEY SCUM. A huge pit opens up and swallows his house and garden. Another was that I developed a small space/time wormhole device and connected his heart to his scummy garden pond.

**gingerjedi** · 22 July 2011, 09:14

Now this one in Greece:

There's a thin layer of Euro the bottom.

**amcdonald** · 22 July 2011, 09:23

The earth really did move for her!

**TimberWolf** · 22 July 2011, 09:36

The sinkhole that appeared late Monday was 12.2 meters (40 feet) deep and 80 centimeters (32 inches) in diameter

That's more impressive than the wide sink holes, and doesn't seem possible. How do they explain that it went under the fence and emerged in the USA, and the soil under her fingernails? More worryingly might be a similar sized hole in the roof.

**TimberWolf** · 22 July 2011, 09:37

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

That's more impressive than the wide sink holes, and doesn't seem possible. How do they explain that it went under the fence and emerged in the USA, and the soil under her fingernails? More worryingly might be a similar sized hole in the roof.

Plus, what [natural] force cut her floor tiles so neatly?

**xoggoth** · 22 July 2011, 10:37

Not quite a sink hole but Southern Water found a large leak in the early hours yesterday and now there's a huge hole just outside my house, I can just barely get out of my drive. Nothing like road cutters and pneumatic drills at 3AM.

**vetran** · 22 July 2011, 11:08

Sloppy Journalism they haven't said how much her house is worth, there is no picture of her pushing her Jubs out and no renta quotes.

That sinking feeling