A sensitive issue....

[Cliphead]

No, but I poured fart powder over a mates school dinner whilst he went up to get his cutlery.

B'tard saw me as he was returning to the table.

Still funny though as he ate it anyway.

School dinner? He probably wouldn't have noticed.

[MaryPoppins]

This thread has made me laugh, a lot. It's spooky however, because I was going to create almost the same thread, but about a female colleague.

She's fairly unbearable at the best of times, but my main issue with her is her sneaky flatulence. I thought I was the only one to notice it, but the guy next to me sent me this email the other day while she was at my desk talking to me:

'FFS! Why does she have to come over here and fart all the time? I mean, there's not even anyone sitting near her over there, so she could guff the place up and no one would be any the wiser. But no, she has to come and foul up OUR DESKS. She's disgusting'.

He's right, too. She generally does seem to reek of bum. Really reek of it, it often smells very fresh.

No idea how to tackle it, but it is actually pretty grim.

[cojak]

Answer to your problems:

AIR WICK*-*Something in the Air Wick

Though it might require a rethink if you get through it in a day...

[Sysman]

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

That's a result isn't it?

On a slightly different subject I once worked with a guy who was continually burping. That was down to diet (too acidic?), and chain smoking. He did see a doctor about it.