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Why, why, why would you tick the publicity box?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThat is a little unkind
a) he's no oil painting either
b) she's got £80.5m
Duh!
b) he's got £161m if she's taken for a ransom that won't ever get paid
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAn ugly chick is bound to say that.Comment
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Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Posta) With £161m in the bank looks won't really matter
b) he's got £161m if she's taken for a ransom that won't ever get paid+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSo it's a race to see who bumps off who first?Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostThey'll buy a house in Majorca near a karaoke bar and live happily ever after.
The value of their house wasn't mentioned - standards are slipping.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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"I even had a glass of white wine which is something I normally only do at Christmas!" laughed Chris
You'd have to pay me £161M to live in Largs! Drink the blood of their dead there.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAppaently the money won't make them any happier
I really don't get people that say that, or that it won't change them and they'll still go to the same mind-numbing job they had before the big win.
Why bother playing if you're not going to let the win change your life for the better? I thought that's the whole point and what most people play the lottery for?
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If I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.
I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)
and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.
I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)
and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.
I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)
and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house.
I'd buy Suity a coach to ferry the ever-expanding family around
Gricerboy a years supply of train tickets
DimPrawn a house in a nice area+50 Xeno Geek Points
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