Ayrshire is like the louisiana delta of Scotland, pumping relations is their favourite hobby.
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Can't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThickest. Ugliest. Fook me, they are two of the ugliest people I have ever seen!
Of course I've yet to meet EternalOptimist and Churchill.
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I heard EO was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mother on the arse.Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostCan't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...
EO
As a kid, she used to tie some sausages around his neck so the dog would play with him.
John Merrick met him once and said 'Fook me mate, you're ugly'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm a contractor and well paid, what else need be said.Originally posted by Zippy View PostThey might notice when you built a 20 car/bike garage and owned 10 racehorses
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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We'll see how much of an Adonis you are tonight, matey boy!Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostCan't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...
EO
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So you've already got a 20 car/bike garage, a mansion the race horses?Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostI'm a contractor and well paid, what else need be said.Comment
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Don't forget the bowl of spaghetti.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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If I was married to someone as photogenic as that, I'd go public in the hope she gets kidnapped .... it would save me an £80.5m divorce.
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That is a little unkindOriginally posted by Mr.Whippy View PostIf I was married to someone as photogenic as that, I'd go public in the hope she gets kidnapped .... it would save me an £80.5m divorce.
a) he's no oil painting either
b) she's got £80.5m
Duh!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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An ugly chick is bound to say that.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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