Why, why, why would you tick the publicity box?

[Zippy]

An ugly chick is bound to say that.

You're a real smoothy

[Mr.Whippy]

That is a little unkind
a) he's no oil painting either
b) she's got £80.5m

Duh!

a) With £161m in the bank looks won't really matter
b) he's got £161m if she's taken for a ransom that won't ever get paid

An ugly chick is bound to say that.

[Zippy]

a) With £161m in the bank looks won't really matter
b) he's got £161m if she's taken for a ransom that won't ever get paid

So it's a race to see who bumps off who first?

[Cliphead]

So it's a race to see who bumps off who first?

They'll buy a house in Majorca near a karaoke bar and live happily ever after.

[Zippy]

They'll buy a house in Majorca near a karaoke bar and live happily ever after.

I'm not quite sure why but I went to read the Daily Wail's take on the story. Appaently the money won't make them any happier

The value of their house wasn't mentioned - standards are slipping.

[shaunbhoy]

"I even had a glass of white wine which is something I normally only do at Christmas!" laughed Chris

She should try the same approach with Chips. That way she would attract less harpoons!!!
You'd have to pay me £161M to live in Largs! Drink the blood of their dead there.

[PAH]

Appaently the money won't make them any happier

I really don't get people that say that, or that it won't change them and they'll still go to the same mind-numbing job they had before the big win.

Why bother playing if you're not going to let the win change your life for the better? I thought that's the whole point and what most people play the lottery for?

Are they man and wife? I thought they were brother and sister. Maybe they're both.

[MarillionFan]

If I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.

I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)

and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house.

[scooterscot]

If I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.

I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)

and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house.

[Zippy]

If I won that kind of money, I'd treat some of you.

I'd buy AtW that sofa.
Spacecadet his lunch.
Cojak some uke lessons.
Norrahe a weeks training in a Gordon Ramsey kitchen
Zeity some ear mufflers
EternalOptimist a years supply of Fosters(to a Maximum of £10K)

and for Shaunbhoy I'd make sure that there was an orange march every day past his house.

I'm not sure he could handle the language.

I'd buy Suity a coach to ferry the ever-expanding family around
Gricerboy a years supply of train tickets
DimPrawn a house in a nice area