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Why, why, why would you tick the publicity box?

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    #11
    Ayrshire is like the louisiana delta of Scotland, pumping relations is their favourite hobby.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Thickest. Ugliest. Fook me, they are two of the ugliest people I have ever seen!

      Of course I've yet to meet EternalOptimist and Churchill.
      Can't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...

      EO

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        #13
        Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
        Can't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...

        EO
        I heard EO was so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mother on the arse.

        As a kid, she used to tie some sausages around his neck so the dog would play with him.

        John Merrick met him once and said 'Fook me mate, you're ugly'
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          They might notice when you built a 20 car/bike garage and owned 10 racehorses
          I'm a contractor and well paid, what else need be said.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #15
            Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
            Can't speak for Churchill, but you're on the money with EO. He's so ugly, a hitman wouldn't take him out...

            EO
            We'll see how much of an Adonis you are tonight, matey boy!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
              I'm a contractor and well paid, what else need be said.
              So you've already got a 20 car/bike garage, a mansion the race horses?
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Don't forget the bowl of spaghetti.
                Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                Feist - I Feel It All
                Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                  #18
                  If I was married to someone as photogenic as that, I'd go public in the hope she gets kidnapped .... it would save me an £80.5m divorce.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Post
                    If I was married to someone as photogenic as that, I'd go public in the hope she gets kidnapped .... it would save me an £80.5m divorce.
                    That is a little unkind
                    a) he's no oil painting either
                    b) she's got £80.5m

                    Duh!
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      That is a little unkind
                      a) he's no oil painting either
                      b) she's got £80.5m

                      Duh!
                      An ugly chick is bound to say that.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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