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Not unless it was arranged in an hedgehog."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
I now have a craving for cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Just keep them away from Diver!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI know the feeling. Still, it's an excuse to buy more powertools.
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He hasn't been typing much recently has he.Originally posted by Churchill View PostJust keep them away from Diver!
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Poor hedgehogOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostNot unless it was arranged in an hedgehog.Growing old is mandatory
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Curry
Talk to your local curry house (one that does a buffet) and ask them to do one at yours. I've done this a couple of times for work and private parties. Usually get a very good price.
Lamb curry
Chicken Curry
Veg Curry
Dhall
Tandori Chicken
Naan breads
Rice
Salad
It its local they can alway pop back for more supplies if they run low. They can also provide all the crockery and cutlery. The ones I used have given me a significant discount over their usual buffet prices.Comment
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Similarly, if you have a lap dancing bar nearby, get some girls sent over. Split their tips and the food becomes free.Originally posted by Normie View PostTalk to your local curry house (one that does a buffet) and ask them to do one at yours. I've done this a couple of times for work and private parties. Usually get a very good price.
Lamb curry
Chicken Curry
Veg Curry
Dhall
Tandori Chicken
Naan breads
Rice
Salad
It its local they can alway pop back for more supplies if they run low. They can also provide all the crockery and cutlery. The ones I used have given me a significant discount over their usual buffet prices.Comment
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