Originally posted by k2p2
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It's Mumsnet night!!
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WSS. With the palm of your hand. A massage lady told me to follow this up with gentle pressing round the tummy, also clockwise. Worked a treat.
It's Mumsnet night!!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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SY02 concurs and says this is a massage move called the windmill.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
If she gets any more lippy we'll need to get her signed up.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Alternatively, buy a bigger house.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Poor naive MP. Even if I had Buck Pal they would still be facebooking each other.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If I had 4 million kids, the little f.kcers would sleep when I told them to.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoor naive MP. Even if I had Buck Pal they would still be facebooking each other.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ah, the catholic upbringing. Lots to be said for it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Never mind the kids, tell us more about you and the massage lady.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Sitting comfortably?
I will freely admit that in my past, I've spent some time with women. One woman in particular.
She helped my son with his severe constipation.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It's all down to parenting skills.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostJeez. You have my deepest, most sincere sympathies. Just remember - it'll pass.
Only to be overtaken by the next wave of crap.
Good parents have children who are polite, clever and sleep well at night. Bad parents have kids who run amok, are rude and play up at night.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yours still up?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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