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    #41
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    That's a bit thoughtless - lots of people can't have kids and it causes them a great deal of pain.

    Hope all's well with the scan, whether it's boy, girl or twins.
    This is General K2P2. I've been on the receiving end of thoughtless since 2009.

    HTH
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Poor, poor deluded CH. The first 24 hours would be like party time. Then when CH needs to grab a 30 min power snooze they would shave him, and set fire to the house. Also don't leave your car keys in line of sight.

      Make sure all of your equipment is bolted down. Remain armed at all times. Pepper spray works, albeit briefly. Learn the vulcan nerve pinch.

      All the best my friend. Got to turn off the phone now as I'm in the terminal.

      Sent from blackberry.


      Taxi to **** ******** ****

      I'll make sure the gates are open.
      Me, me, me...

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        #43
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Live alone, wish I had a girlfriend, but cannot find one while spending my life posting on here.
        Your posts-per-day is rather higher than mine.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          This is General K2P2. I've been on the receiving end of thoughtless since 2009.

          HTH
          So you should know better!

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            #45
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            So you should know better!
            She's got you there SY.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #46
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              She's got you there SY.
              Meh. OK I concede that point. It's like when SY02 tells me to be the bigger man and I huff and stamp my feet.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #47
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

                Just had a houseful of kids for a weekend, and I genuinely have no idea how people cope with more than one.

                Bloody carnage.
                Tell me about it, I get the easy bit by going to work mon-fri.

                My 2 month old boy is suffering badly with colic and it's driving us nuts as he often wakes up the 3yo, I don't cope well with that kind of stress.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Tell me about it, I get the easy bit by going to work mon-fri.

                  My 2 month old boy is suffering badly with colic and it's driving us nuts as he often wakes up the 3yo, I don't cope well with that kind of stress.
                  Jeez. You have my deepest, most sincere sympathies. Just remember - it'll pass.

                  Only to be overtaken by the next wave of crap.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Tell me about it, I get the easy bit by going to work mon-fri.

                    My 2 month old boy is suffering badly with colic and it's driving us nuts as he often wakes up the 3yo, I don't cope well with that kind of stress.
                    Ouch. Rub tummy in clockwise direction - it really does help.

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                      #50
                      SY03/4/5 all went to bed at the same time as they were knackered from going to the park.

                      1 hr later they were still mucking about. The ability to enter a room and administer varying levels of scary, to a 2 year old, 4 year old and 7 year old, simultaneously so as not to over scare the 2 year old and 4 year old, yet maintain the respect of the 7 year old.

                      This is parenting 101. A masterclass.

                      Like this
                      Last edited by suityou01; 10 July 2011, 21:10.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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