It's fortunate that they don't charge by the testicle.
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Why how many have you got?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhy how many have you got?
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He'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.
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That's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell itOriginally posted by Pork BellyThat sounds like a ganglion cyst. I had one of those, and got rid of it myself using the 'book' method.

The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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The thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThat's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell it
The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!
I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.
I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin

Bazza gets caught
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when I was in the scouts, we used to sit round singing, ging gang goolie.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
ooooh , the pain
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Only if they had any to start with. Mrs OG keeps mine nice and safe in a box so I'm OK.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHe'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!

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