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Originally posted by doodab View PostThere might be some truth in that. The first bit. Apparently it all started when she was away on business for an extended period.
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I've suggested that perhaps she should get involved in his new hobby. Either toss him off in front of the computer or start posting home videos on youporn.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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a few romantic weekends away in a row with no internet access might do the trick.Coffee's for closersComment
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If he wants to be cured, then he should seek help from maybe his GP, or sex-addicts anonymous (if such a thing exists).
If he doesn't then there's nothing to be done.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's not for me. I probably am addicted but I have no desire to be cured.
ms doodab's friend's husband is apparently so obsessed with internet filth that he has no time or desire for the real thing. I have been turned to for advice, and obviously as I know nothing about it I though I had better ask the experts
I would suggest they have deeper problems with their marriage they need to fix, porn is just a symptom.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThreaten to send his browsing history to his mother.
They're teaching me
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place
One unfortunate side effect was that a lass turned up from the US intending to live with him. I can't remember how he got out of that one.
The analysis down the pub was that his wife wasn't interested in sex, which was probably true since she was a "nice little old lady" really.
As NAT says, the chap concerned should see his GP.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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There was a line in Men Behaving Badly once which was about how a relationship would go stale over time. Imagine your wife/girlfriend was your favourite biscuit. At first it's great, but after years and years of just you favourite biscuit there comes a time when your favourite biscuit turns into just another fvckin biscuit!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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