Reply to: Curing addiction

[EternalOptimist]

You could always dip your favourite biscuit in chocolate, yum

I once dipped my saus in melted chocolate for a perv session, I was in hospital for 10 days.
Not with burns though


it looked so good, I took a bite myself

[alreadypacked]

There was a line in Men Behaving Badly once which was about how a relationship would go stale over time. Imagine your wife/girlfriend was your favourite biscuit. At first it's great, but after years and years of just you favourite biscuit there comes a time when your favourite biscuit turns into just another fvckin biscuit!

You could always dip your favourite biscuit in chocolate, yum

[ee61re]

The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place

A pig in a baby doll and stockings is still a pig.

Although, that may be a recognised fetish....

[BoredBloke]

There was a line in Men Behaving Badly once which was about how a relationship would go stale over time. Imagine your wife/girlfriend was your favourite biscuit. At first it's great, but after years and years of just you favourite biscuit there comes a time when your favourite biscuit turns into just another fvckin biscuit!

[Sysman]

The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place

I once knew a bloke who got hooked by telephone chatup lines, to the tune of three thousand quid one quarter. That telephone bill cured him alright!

One unfortunate side effect was that a lass turned up from the US intending to live with him. I can't remember how he got out of that one.

The analysis down the pub was that his wife wasn't interested in sex, which was probably true since she was a "nice little old lady" really.

As NAT says, the chap concerned should see his GP.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Threaten to send his browsing history to his mother.

Mother Dear - did you hear ?
They're teaching me
The GooseStep ...

[alreadypacked]

It's not for me. I probably am addicted but I have no desire to be cured.

ms doodab's friend's husband is apparently so obsessed with internet filth that he has no time or desire for the real thing. I have been turned to for advice, and obviously as I know nothing about it I though I had better ask the experts

Some people have problems in the real world they can't or don't want to handle, they retreat into virtual world.

I would suggest they have deeper problems with their marriage they need to fix, porn is just a symptom.

[NotAllThere]

If he wants to be cured, then he should seek help from maybe his GP, or sex-addicts anonymous (if such a thing exists).

If he doesn't then there's nothing to be done.

[PRC1964]

Threaten to send his browsing history to his mother.

[Spacecadet]

a few romantic weekends away in a row with no internet access might do the trick.

[doodab]

I've suggested that perhaps she should get involved in his new hobby. Either toss him off in front of the computer or start posting home videos on youporn.

[EternalOptimist]

There might be some truth in that. The first bit. Apparently it all started when she was away on business for an extended period.

aye. many a true word spoken in jest.

[doodab]

The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place

There might be some truth in that. The first bit. Apparently it all started when she was away on business for an extended period.

[EternalOptimist]

The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place

[TimberWolf]

Perhaps his wife is a big fat ugly pig?

Bzzz. Tautology*3.