Housekeeper's on holiday...

[Zippy]

Offer of a threesome with a puppet with a zip for a mouth. Is there anything sweeter?

Unnecessary smuttiness

[MarillionFan]

Unnecessary smuttiness

Smut is never unnecessary. Are you naked? I am.

[Zippy]

Smut is never unnecessary. Are you naked? I am.

Oh no . Please put your kit on. Pretty please.

[mudskipper]

Balderdash.

Easiest way is to turn the duvet cover inside out and then holding the corners of the duvet and the corners of the inside out cover, shake vigoruously. The cover then goes the right way over the duvet and everything is in place.

Easy. Jeeves showed me.

WHS. Inside out works for me.

[MarillionFan]

Have you forgotten how painful it is to get your todger caught in a zip?

WHS. Inside out works for me.

I'm lost now. Are we talking about what Pork Belly is talking about or duvets?????

[MrMark]

I never worked out how to clean the duvet itself (far too large for the washing machine). Which is why I used to make do with a sleeping bag on the bed, before the current missus moved in. I can't/won't ask her how the duvet gets cleaned, as she may realise it's my turn

[shaunbhoy]

I never worked out how to clean the duvet itself (far too large for the washing machine).

They usually are. Your options are

a) Find a Launderette downtown with industrial sized washing machines/dryers into which you can put offending duvet.
To get it washed and dried will probably cost you around 2-3 hours of your time and £10 minimum.

b) Buy a new Duvet and throw the old one away for much the same outlay in time and money.

HTH

[doodab]

I never worked out how to clean the duvet itself

Take it to a laundry place that does service washes.

[Pondlife]

I never worked out how to clean the duvet itself (far too large for the washing machine). Which is why I used to make do with a sleeping bag on the bed, before the current missus moved in. I can't/won't ask her how the duvet gets cleaned, as she may realise it's my turn

You drop it off at Johnsons with your ironing.

Easy Peasy