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Goodnight Test Mangler.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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WMPS.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.
Dullsville, fatty.
CUK has turned into MF's blog.Comment
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Another bedwetter insulted me on CUK today. Think I might have a cup of tea.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWMPS.
CUK has turned into MF's blog.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Other posters need to post more and get the noise to noise ratio up a bit.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWMPS.
CUK has turned into MF's blog.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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It also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arseOriginally posted by doodab View PostOther posters need to post more and get the noise to noise ratio up a bit.
of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think I see what you're trying to say.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arse
of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.Comment
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Will you please stop your whinging? It's not just your playpen.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arse
of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.Comment
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I had it first.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostWill you please stop your whinging? It's not just your playpen.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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