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Previously on "Female screaming competition"

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Will you please stop your whinging? It's not just your playpen.
    I had it first.

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  • Mason Boyne
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arse
    of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.
    Will you please stop your whinging? It's not just your playpen.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arse
    of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.
    I think I see what you're trying to say.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Other posters need to post more and get the noise to noise ratio up a bit.
    It also doesn't help that some of the more regular posters have swapped over to sockies which are poor in the extreme. Though I suppose if you'd made an arse
    of yourself over rep and been pwned more times than an Eastern European prostitute then yes maybe you would reinvent yourself as a fruit.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    WMPS.

    CUK has turned into MF's blog.
    Other posters need to post more and get the noise to noise ratio up a bit.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    WMPS.

    CUK has turned into MF's blog.
    Another bedwetter insulted me on CUK today. Think I might have a cup of tea.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.

    Dullsville, fatty.
    WMPS.

    CUK has turned into MF's blog.

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  • TestMangler
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Goodnight Test Mangler.




    Goodnight Dick-Splash

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yes - I am, in all respects.

    As I've heard you're on roughly £90 per day, I suspect it's true in your case, too.

    G'night, fatty bumbum.
    Goodnight Test Mangler.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Let's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.

    MF. Worth his rate.
    Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.

    In your case it means something completely different.
    Yes - I am, in all respects.

    As I've heard you're on roughly £90 per day, I suspect it's true in your case, too.

    G'night, fatty bumbum.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.

    Dullsville, fatty.
    Let's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.

    MF. Worth his rate.
    Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.

    In your case it means something completely different.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Stop stalking me.
    Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.

    Dullsville, fatty.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Get bent, MF.

    I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.
    Stop stalking me.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Guaranteed to get a women screaming. Unless of course your like Mary Poppins who I understand from a poster who knows it's like a sack of spuds making a farting noise.
    Get bent, MF.

    I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    When should the Andy 'I love him/hate him' Murray thread start?
    I think Murray is brilliant. Between Britain's tennis establishment and the failure of the ruling classes to give sport any priority have highlighted the fact that Murray (and his family) have risen above the levels that British tennis deserves.

    Just how many French players were there at Wimbledon? Thousands is my guess. Sport should be much more important for kids than it is.

    We British do not deserve a player of Murray's brilliance.

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