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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I once made the missus scream for hours during sex by wiping my old chap on the curtains
    It's terrible watching your parents go down hill like that. Can't even wipe themselves. Awful.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      Some of them scream when the ball goes out too. Some of them say something in French when that happens too.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        They must be holding one of the semi-finals under MF's patio.
        Guaranteed to get a women screaming. Unless of course your like Mary Poppins who I understand from a poster who knows it's like a sack of spuds making a farting noise.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          When should the Andy 'I love him/hate him' Murray thread start?

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            When should the Andy 'I love him/hate him' Murray thread start?
            I think Murray is brilliant. Between Britain's tennis establishment and the failure of the ruling classes to give sport any priority have highlighted the fact that Murray (and his family) have risen above the levels that British tennis deserves.

            Just how many French players were there at Wimbledon? Thousands is my guess. Sport should be much more important for kids than it is.

            We British do not deserve a player of Murray's brilliance.
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Guaranteed to get a women screaming. Unless of course your like Mary Poppins who I understand from a poster who knows it's like a sack of spuds making a farting noise.
              Get bent, MF.

              I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Get bent, MF.

                I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.
                Stop stalking me.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Stop stalking me.
                  Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.

                  Dullsville, fatty.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.

                    Dullsville, fatty.
                    Let's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.

                    MF. Worth his rate.
                    Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.

                    In your case it means something completely different.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Let's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.

                      MF. Worth his rate.
                      Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.

                      In your case it means something completely different.
                      Yes - I am, in all respects.

                      As I've heard you're on roughly £90 per day, I suspect it's true in your case, too.

                      G'night, fatty bumbum.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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