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It's terrible watching your parents go down hill like that. Can't even wipe themselves. Awful.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Some of them scream when the ball goes out too. Some of them say something in French when that happens too.Comment
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Guaranteed to get a women screaming. Unless of course your like Mary Poppins who I understand from a poster who knows it's like a sack of spuds making a farting noise.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThey must be holding one of the semi-finals under MF's patio.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think Murray is brilliant. Between Britain's tennis establishment and the failure of the ruling classes to give sport any priority have highlighted the fact that Murray (and his family) have risen above the levels that British tennis deserves.Originally posted by minestrone View PostWhen should the Andy 'I love him/hate him' Murray thread start?
Just how many French players were there at Wimbledon? Thousands is my guess. Sport should be much more important for kids than it is.
We British do not deserve a player of Murray's brilliance.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Get bent, MF.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGuaranteed to get a women screaming. Unless of course your like Mary Poppins who I understand from a poster who knows it's like a sack of spuds making a farting noise.
I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Stop stalking me.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGet bent, MF.
I am flattered by your constant PM's, but it's probably time to stop. It's never going to happen, fatty.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostStop stalking me.
Dullsville, fatty.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Let's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot until you stop treating General like your own personal status report.
Dullsville, fatty.
MF. Worth his rate.
Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.
In your case it means something completely different.
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Yes - I am, in all respects.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLet's just have a look at who's most popular shall we.
MF. Worth his rate.
Mary Poppins. Worth her rate.
In your case it means something completely different.
As I've heard you're on roughly £90 per day, I suspect it's true in your case, too.
G'night, fatty bumbum.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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