Scandal or perfectly innocent?

[NickFitz]

Initially I thought a toilet was a bit of an odd place to die, but I suppose if someone is feeling poorly they might well head for the toilet. What a place to die. Was he there all night?

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

[suityou01]

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

you're tulipting me

[TimberWolf]

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

I thought I'd gone to heaven on Saturday, after I'd been bursting for the toilet and finally got to one. For a few seconds I submit I was amongst the happiest people on the planet.

[suityou01]

I thought I'd gone to heaven on Saturday, after I'd been bursting for the toilet and finally got to one. For a few seconds I submit I was amongst the happiest people on the planet.

You may have invented something better than the asphyxy-wink.