Scandal or perfectly innocent?

[suityou01]

I thought I'd gone to heaven on Saturday, after I'd been bursting for the toilet and finally got to one. For a few seconds I submit I was amongst the happiest people on the planet.

You may have invented something better than the asphyxy-wink.

[TimberWolf]

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

I thought I'd gone to heaven on Saturday, after I'd been bursting for the toilet and finally got to one. For a few seconds I submit I was amongst the happiest people on the planet.

[suityou01]

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

you're tulipting me

[NickFitz]

Initially I thought a toilet was a bit of an odd place to die, but I suppose if someone is feeling poorly they might well head for the toilet. What a place to die. Was he there all night?

Using a toilet can actually trigger a heart attack

[TimberWolf]

Initially I thought a toilet was a bit of an odd place to die, but I suppose if someone is feeling poorly they might well head for the toilet. What a place to die. Was he there all night?

[Zippy]

It will probably be something dull like cocaine. I liked the proper Tories who used to auto-asphyxiate on a poppers soaked orange wearing ladies' underwear.

Aye, that was proper scandal. Not like today where some Corrie star gets nicked on a drink-driving charge.

And while we are on the subject - whatever happend to cross-dressing, wife-swapping members of the clergy?

The youth of today etc. etc.

[Alf W]

Probably died of boredom during the Coldplay set.

[MarillionFan]

Halcyon days!!!

Test Mangler will pipe in this thread in a minute. His wife once voted Tory and a friend once went to Glastonbury. This of course makes TM an authority on this subject.

[shaunbhoy]

I liked the proper Tories who used to auto-asphyxiate on a poppers soaked orange wearing ladies' underwear.

Halcyon days!!!

[MarillionFan]

BBC News - Cameron's constituency chairman found dead at Glastonbury



Any guesses? Mine first thought is that booze, coke and middle age spread are a dangerous combo...

You have to work up to it

[Old Greg]

It will probably be something dull like cocaine. I liked the proper Tories who used to auto-asphyxiate on a poppers soaked orange wearing ladies' underwear.

[suityou01]

BBC News - Cameron's constituency chairman found dead at Glastonbury



Any guesses? Mine first thought is that booze, coke and middle age spread are a dangerous combo...

Must sort out that middle aged spread.

[hyperD]

The contents of those portable loos can be quite a shock to the system - undigested turds rearing their forked tongue heads out of the bowl like a Syrian snake charmer's tourist trap.

However, it's likely to be a drug fuelled heart attack. Or just a heart attack bought about seeing all those young ladies in their skimpy clothes waggling their breasticles around.

[doodab]

BBC News - Cameron's constituency chairman found dead at Glastonbury

A senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency association has been found dead in a Glastonbury Festival toilet.

The body of Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, was found at about 0900 BST at the music event in Somerset.

Police are investigating the cause of death, which the prime minister said had left him and his wife "devastated"

Any guesses? Mine first thought is that booze, coke and middle age spread are a dangerous combo...